McDrunkenstein

"McDrunkenstein, or the adventures of Wasted Boy Genius: Fucko the Drunk in America."

Episode 1:
-"It happens... and just so that we're clear between us, "it" means "shit", alright?. And it happens, it does."
-"Fucko, you're being really too intense for me right now and it is really annoying. Step the fuck off, I'm serious."
-"WHO IS FUCKO? THERE IS NO FUCKO HERE."
-"Dude seriously shut the hell up, this is all kinds of inappropriate in public."
-"FUCKO IS DEAD! BEHOLD! FOR I AM MCDRUNKENSTEIN!"
-"McDrunkenstein?"
-"PERHAPS I HOULD TURN UP THE VOLUME SO THAT YOU MAY HEAR ME PRONOUNCE IT BETTER: I AM MCDRUNKENSTEIN!"
-"That is totally not original seeing as we're in a Mcdonalds and you're just drunk, you stupid fuck."
-"Maybe you're right... maybe I'm not McDrunkenstein."
-"you're McFucking drunk you McFucking idiot. McFuck you for ruining my McFucking dinner experience and some shit."
-"You'll see, one day I'm gonna say some really incredible shit when I'm drunk and you'll be all jealous because that's the way it goes. "It" is still shit, by the way."

the end.